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Muff Cabbage

Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.
Zach was pure muff cabbage today.
by Hoodrat$hit October 17, 2014
mugGet the Muff Cabbagemug.

Cabbage

A desirable, nice or visually appealing butt.
"Damn bro, she got cabbage"
"Look behind you, cabbage"
Booty
Cakes
Ass
by Grocery_Bag April 29, 2016
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery
Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.
by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020
mugGet the Dense Cabbagemug.

Freedom Cabbage

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
by Recarma69 September 7, 2023
mugGet the Freedom Cabbagemug.

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.
My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!
by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019
mugGet the Ham cabbagemug.

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
mugGet the The Cabbage Patchmug.

Muff Cabbage

by absolutepower October 18, 2010
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