Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Curtained

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009

Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025

Roll down the curtain

The sexual action of wich a man drags his sweaty ballsack across a woman's face so that her eyelids get somewhat stuck to her face. Can be followed by gentle goodnight.

Hey babe, could you please roll down the curtains on me today.....🙏

by Kilmanio February 15, 2024

Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

curtain dropper

Sending a revealing photo during flirting on text.
Showing revealing areas on the body while flirting in person.

Marie gave John a curtain dropper on text.
Kate showed James a curtain dropper, she's such a flirt.

by Curtain dropper March 30, 2020