clout

influence or power; first used in the classic film "High School Musical 2" by the character Mr. Fulton, portrayed by Mark L. Taylor

ex: that family has clout - Mr. Fulton to Troy Bolton

by numberonefultonfan August 11, 2021

clout clapped

hooking up with someone who is successful, rich or famous, simply for clout.

also counts for relatives of famous people or friends.

"yoooo I just clout clapped Pitbull I cant wait to tweet about this"

by TRASHLEYGARBAGE September 12, 2021

Clout Chaser

Ricegum

Ricegum is a Clout Chaser

by MongoMan1 July 6, 2021

Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.

Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.

by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

cloutroversy

Artificially created deliberations among viewership of less-effective, attention-driven social media accounts/personalities.

Taytay stirred up a real cloutroversy among her 9 followers when she talked about how everyone over the age of 30 all use the same phrases.

by Wama Lou July 29, 2021

cloutiverse

The realm of all interactions, actions, and reactions to purely attention-driven content, lacking any substance or quality.

Her livestreams used to be good until she got sucked into that cloutiverse.

by Wama Lou July 29, 2021