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by Baconman6 November 24, 2022
Get the Carlos curve mug.Carlos his the most finest person. his eyes. his hair, his smile everything about him is perfect. His loving and caring , he would treat a girl with all respect. Carlos is the best
by momma4.5 November 25, 2022
Get the Carlos mug.Carlos Enrique Lehder Rivas (born 7 September 1949)4 is a German-Colombian former drug lord who was co-founder of the Medellín Cartel. He was released from prison in the United States after 33 years in 2020.56 Born in Armenia, Colombia, Lehder eventually ran a cocaine transport empire on Norman's Cay island, 210 miles (340 km) off the Florida coast in the central Bahamas.57
by Shahir 8111 November 27, 2022
Get the Carlos Lehder mug.Carlos Enrique Lehder Rivas (born 7 September 1949)4 is a German-Colombian former drug lord who was co-founder of the Medellín Cartel. He was released from prison in the United States after 33 years in 2020.56 Born in Armenia, Colombia, Lehder eventually ran a cocaine transport empire on Norman's Cay island, 210 miles (340 km) off the Florida coast in the central Bahamas.57
by Shahir 8111 November 27, 2022
Get the Carlos Lehder mug.Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
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''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
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