Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Butt Chuck It

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

by tdef December 27, 2016

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

slime butt

run out of toilet paper prior to completing the wipe after laying a steaming shit.

lool how he's walking funny. Must have a case of slime butt.

by cmooresickness April 20, 2004

Bloody butt sex

When one is fucked so hard in the ass it bleeds. But that doesn't stope the anal action and one keeps going and going.

Jimmy had bloody butt sex with Sussie now she cant walk straight and has to get stitches Owe!

by Super Anal Man November 28, 2007

Reverse Butt Chug

To fill your mouth with alcohol, then blow the alcohol through a tube into a person's ass. Then suck the alcohol back out of the person's ass.

Man I totally reverse butt chugged out of your girlfriend's ass last night, and I got fucking smashed!

by B-Rad 69 November 24, 2009

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012