Cupcake Breakfast

A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"

"Zzzzzzzz......."

*shove cupcake in mouth*

"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"

"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"

by Ceee Beee February 25, 2009

Celtic Breakfast

Placing both your penis and balls on a girls face.

"I totally slapped my bangers and mash on that chicks face" "Dude, you gave her the whole Celtic Breakfast?"

by Tylank May 7, 2010

Bulimic's Breakfast

When an individual pukes up first thing in the morning usually due to the affects of alcohol.

mmm Bulimic's breakfast, yummy

by John--Joe August 31, 2009

breakfast in head

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

by C February 24, 2004

belgium breakfast

a breakfast consisting of delicious belgium waffles and other related breakfast items
the waffles can contain walnuts and caramel to make them extra tasty

Hey Mike! can i come over to your house this weekend for a belgium breakfast

by John Carney February 26, 2008

make me breakfast

to give head, see S my D

why dont you make me breakfast.

by germ logan May 12, 2006