Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

beer board

Getting someone drunk to get information

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.

by dixiedreg December 19, 2011

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

bulletin board

an electronic bulletin board is a place where messages are stored and anyone may browse the messages. These are often called NEWS GROUPS.

bulletin board is like a forum

by Jean-Paul Thibault April 15, 2006

Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring

"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."

by jibberjabberjihad December 19, 2012

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010