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Kansas City Road Block

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
by jdsjflasdl February 4, 2009
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word block

when ur opponent takes the spot u were eyeing to make a word while playing Words With Friends
Damn, that fucker threw a rowdy word block on me...I was eyeing that TW and I got ganked!
by juvas juice July 30, 2011
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Block crab cat

A creature of J-Quest origin. It has a cube head, a cat-like body and tail, and a large crab claw. They come after small children at night and people are not sure if they live under the water or on land.
1. Dude, J-Quest, that block crab cat is intense.
2. Can I paint a giant block crab cat on the mural?
by Laurnei March 18, 2007
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baby blocker

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker
by childarsenist November 15, 2009
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Booty Block

When you're about to have sex with a girl but right before you penetrate, a guy (male) cuts in front of you and takes it up the butt, literally, booty blocking you.
Will: Man I was so close to banging this girl last night.
John: What happened?
Will: Well as you know, Ross and his gay ass was over, and well, he booty blocked me.
by ispyalxoxo July 31, 2010
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facebook block

To block someone you strongly dislike on Facebook so they cannot see your posts and you don't have to have contact with them.
Man, that kid was being such a douche, I facebook blocked his ass.
by mike545 August 7, 2011
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Long distance cock block

Being cock blocked because a girl calls you while your at another girls house, therefore you will not be receiving any pussy from the girl who called you or the girl you were planning on getting with that night.
John went to Sally's house with high hopes of getting some pussy. while he was there his phone rang and it was another girl, Christina, who was mad because John was at Sally's. Sally hears what happened and now believes that John has a relationship with Christina so now both girls refuse to do anything with John tonight as a result of a Long Distance Cock Block
by poop12335 February 22, 2009
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