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load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
by Kaedin November 28, 2015
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baby back bullshit

Word that describes something gay that happens to you, such as having to perform an impossible task in a very short amount of time.
What the fuck Dylan?! That's some baby back bullshit!
by Julio (Ben) June 9, 2008
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Playing Bullshit

When someone or something gives you a rather irritating and most likely unnecessary problem that proves to really hinder progress at something.
I posted a video on Youtube with a clip of The Ramones for no longer than 5 seconds. Now the site is playing bullshit with me and I have to go through all this legal stuff to keep my account from being suspended.
by Gaaraofthedamned July 4, 2011
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bullshit

An excellent example of bullshit.
by Luka April 22, 2004
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Fascinating Bullshit

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.
John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).
by Fascinating Bullshit June 20, 2011
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Total bullshit

Idiot SJW: I identify as a tomatobreadflourpopcornpizzawithamenuandcoffeemuggarnishpizza
Sane person: That is total bullshit lol.
Idiot SJW: REEEEEEEEE!1!!1! HOW DAR U B SANE!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!! NAZI!1!1!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!!
Sane person: *Facepalms*
Me: *Facepalms along with fellow sane person*

See GIF below for an example of what the idiot SJW probably looks like
by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019
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Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

That says when problems are solved only by giving out lots of money but being clueless otherwise, bullshit happens.
Where money talks, bullshit walks! Have you used M$ Vi$ta?
by GarryL January 28, 2008
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