Soup Bathbomb

The act of creating a spherical ice ball of soup and dropping it in a steaming bathtub to relax oneself.

I dropped a Soup Bathbomb in my tub because it is Friday and I like to treat myself.

by SirCatFaceEsq January 23, 2020

chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

Whores Bath

Instead of taking a shower, one would use body spray or perfume to smell clean

Timothy opted for a whores bath when running late for work.

by BigfnRed August 2, 2020

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

Cumsock Bathbomb

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.

Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”

by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 12, 2020