squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.

You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!

by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

Kentucky Hot Basket

While during male ejaculation, the partner cups their hands together, catching the hot load of semen in their hands.

Dude, I gave my girl a Kentucky Hot Basket and she forgot to wash the jizz off of her hands.

by SBeckerDTD August 20, 2016

Talkin basket

When you're having a conversation with a friend and some guy just enters your conversation and starts talkin about basketball making your friend lose interest in your previous conversation.

Hey Cesar, stop talkin basket with Jeriel.

Yo Daniel, i was talkin to Jeriel about Raid Shadow Legends and Cesar just came in and started talkin basket.

by Vince the nigger February 23, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals, nobody different from the next person. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020