Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.

"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"

by Krispin May 2, 2012

chechen balloon

Sucking flatulence(fart) into your mouth from another's rectum and then blowing it into their face or the face of another.

Lance bend over and farted right in Aaron's face so Aaron sucked it in and gave Lance a Chechen Balloon
Beverly farted while Adam was licking her ass so Adam gave her a Chechen Balloon and blew it right back in her face.
Mr. Combs bent down and sucked a huge fart out of Mr. French's rear and then walked up to Mr. Reed and gave him a Chechen Balloon right in the face.

by A.C. Brushy December 7, 2009

Balloon Knot

A term used to describe the asshole.

Inquiry: How was it?
Response: Great, she got the stinky-pinky right in her BALLOON KNOT.

by Lance Hardcastle October 20, 2003

balloon knot

The area related to the anus.

She started licking my balloon knot and I lost it!

by edclectic March 29, 2008

balcony

A place filled with stupid, irrational, or mentally challenged people.

To stick out like a balcony means to be mentally challenged (from Italian).

My place is now a complete balcony since these guys moved in.

Are you on the balcony again?

by UrbanCulture August 24, 2005

balloon knot

Also see "Brown Eye", "Leather Donut", "Fish eye", "Oh-Ring", "Dark Star"......

Look at the size of her Ballon Knot! Ewwwwww!

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

balloon land

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".

" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".

by Ren May 3, 2004