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Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
by Scopey January 16, 2011
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Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.
by aurora89 December 22, 2009
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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
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ball worthy

something that is worth giving a testicle for.
Woah, dude! That car is totally ball worthy!
by God's gift to humanity. June 7, 2009
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ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010
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Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.
"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."
by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011
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Ball Fight

Ball fight is a game where to ball sacks aggressively hit each other.
Rules:
1. No clothing allowed
2. Must bow and say no home before starting
3. No condoms
4. Have to use lube
5. Must have gay pornography in background

6. Last to cum wins
7. Must cuddle after words
He asked me into his room to have a ball fight
by Don’t die December 19, 2019
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