manhattan breakfast

The act of putting on a hat immediately after waking up

Dan: Jesus Christ John! Put some ducking clothes on!

John: Sorry dude, Manhattan breakfast.

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wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

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When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub

Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

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An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

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Camper 1 (in tent): "Phil, you up?"

Camper 2 (outside tent): "Yup. Having an eagle's breakfast."

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to eat any type of breakfast food out of the asshole of your partner while they sleep

"I was bored, so I took the liberty of ordering a midnight breakfast from Susan in bed last night."

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When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

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