Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.

You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?

by MustardBreath March 26, 2021

rock my boat

To come close to rocking someone's world, but falling just shy, thus only "rocking their boat"

Friend: What do you think of Susie Q?

Me: Not bad, but she didn't rock my boat.

by malice33 January 9, 2011

Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".

I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.

by Dwane October 19, 2003

u-boat

a submarine used in world war one and two

"omg the uboat is coming"

by Taylor Hewitt October 26, 2004

swift boat veterans for truth

The partisan right-wing group that launched a bellow the belt attack on John Kerry, saying that he'd betrayed his country and served as a coward in Vietnam. Aparently it's not that bad that george w. bush was a draft dodger.

Anyone with an IQ over 70 can see through the lies of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth

by wrestlingfreak August 30, 2006

glass bottomed boat

the act of wrapping seran wrap around a partner's head, and then performing the cleveland steamer on the seran wrap.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003