Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 07, 2010
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inself joke

An Inside joke that you have with yourself, and no-one else.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.
Person 1: 'heeheehee... Yoga Pants...'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'
by ToastedUnicorn December 01, 2013
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No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019
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rape joke

a rape joke is when someone who hasn't been raped makes a joke about other rape survivors and it hurts them.
Nick said "Rape joke" , a rape survivor said "That wasn't funny and it made me feel really bad", Nick replied "Snowflake" " why don't you just take a joke" " its called dark humor"
by MarTgrass December 04, 2020
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joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny
that was a joey joke
by tom tom 1 October 12, 2007
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poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..
by jsnyd September 28, 2005
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Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.
"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"
by MP$40 February 22, 2006
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