angry chameleon

So you're fucking this girl above the covers right, and then you cum on this girls face right and she's all pissed off because she's got cum on her face but then someone's knocking on your door so you throw your sheets over her to hide her and then she magically blends in with the bed and boom the angry chameleon.

Dude, so i was fuckin this chick last night and then my mom knocks on the door so i gave her the angry chameleon. Mom never knew she was there! HIGH FIVE!

by Baby Giraffe May 29, 2009

the angry dragon

when you cum in a girls mouth and she sneezes and it comes out her nose.

colin lemaire likes it when he gets the angry dragon by his uncle.

by Colin Marie September 18, 2018

Angry Hose

The act of urinating on a woman's face, then shortly thereafter slapping her with the genitals.

I pulled an Angry Hose last night and we broke up.

by NastyNun June 7, 2004

Angry Seahorse

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and cum all over her face, at this point she cant see nothing, and then you smack her ass and her legs will curl up like a seahorse. Know she is an angry seahorse.

Katy you better shut the fuck up before I give you and youre mom an angry seahorse later on tonight.

by xlaker September 26, 2010

Angry Cullen

When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.

An angry cullen is a common revenge tactic for cheating partners.

by yhalothere February 8, 2009

angry dragon

the sexual manouvere in which the gentleman unloads in the females or males, (depending on sexual preferance) mouth....after which slaps the female squarely in the back of the head...releasing the load through the nostrils. Thus the female is angry and is blowing cum like a dragon.

hey trent that wasnt very nice of sean giving you the angry dragon.

Yeah i no next time i will just swallow.

Good idea trent.

Or you could just not be a homo.

Hahaha yeah right good one.

by wdupg October 17, 2007

angry pussy

red flaming lips, tender to the touch, you just know when youve got an angry pussy

i once had an angry pussy
its lips were big and red
its lips were no longer juicy
cos it was dying to get fed
i dipped it deep inside her
through her tunnels where i went
and when i pulled it out again
my dick was all but spent

by master de bates June 22, 2006