angry-dragon

A sexual act where a guy take his penis and inserts it, surprisingly, all the way to the back of the throat of his female partner(right before he is about to blow) while she is blowing his testes and ejaculates,explosively, and she gags and the sperm comes out of her nose. like an angry dragon breathes fire.

"Dude i totally gave julie the angry-dragon last night. My cum was coming out her nose for like a minute and a half!"

"Dude i bet she was pissed."

by zTSANDMAN July 10, 2008

Angry Sanchez

When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye

Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.

by Zer0_Cool June 27, 2006

Angry Beaver

When a girl that was dumped in a jerk-ish fashion gets revenge. She usually performs an Angry Beaver (or act of revenge) a few weeks or even months after getting dumped. Noun.

That crazy chick tried to do an Angry Beaver on me after I dumped her on Christmas!

by I'm gonna get you! January 3, 2011

Angry Anteater

The act of giving oral pleasure to a male while laying on your back, with them crouching or kneeling over you.

Joan was too tired to do it proper, so she gave her boyfriend an Angry Anteater

by Dizzy T July 7, 2009

Angry Monkey

When a girl jerks off two guys at once, thus pumping her fists in the air as if an angery monkey.

Bill and I got Angry Monkeyed by this total slut last night.

by nac71700 October 20, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

Angry Ali

The Angry Ali is a simple, but at the same time very fun to do. You simply have the girl you are planning to have sex with, release her feces on your hands. After your hands are now covered like boxing gloves you have your partner pull down their pants and start fisting their vagina. Once the vagina has dialated enough, you start increasing the speed of the fisting to where it looks like a jab or punch.

I was really pissed off for my dog pissing on the carpet, that I took it out on my wife and gave her an angry ali.

by Coltrane Smith March 6, 2009