Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.

“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”

by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

Alyssa

A bitch jus a bitch in general.

That’s Alyssa? Damnn that fat bitch is a bitch.

by SuperrMemeAnimeNani December 3, 2023

Alyssa

Alyssa is a person who will be nice at first. But she becomes a jerk after almost two months. So you better watch out for a girl named Alyssa McCoy

Alyssa McCoy is absolutely a jerk and will use you

by Lili and isabella October 20, 2019

Niamh + Alyssa

Hate physics. Like seriously, hate physics.

"What class do we have today Alyssa?"
"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
"Niamh + Alyssa hate physics!"

by ihatephysics2much September 29, 2022

alyssa

alyssa is a beautiful person and should be treated kindly or else 😕👿🔞🔞

Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!

by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021

Alyssa

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend

Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.

by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020

Alyssa

The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys

Did you see Alyssa at last nights party
Who did Alyssa hook up with now

by Draguta02 December 8, 2018