by Miss Salamander November 3, 2019
Get the King Harold Academymug. The worst school i've been too. They say that they try to 'help' kids with mental illnesses but infact they do nothing. The counselors do the bare minimum or less, and most of the time the teachers don't understand. One of them is quite literally ableist. The school is very LGBTQ+ phobic even tho its full of gay kids. I can't wait to live this hellhole.
by vinnylolz October 1, 2021
Get the Corinth Classical Academymug. The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
Oh what school do you go again
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
by Womanizer349 December 1, 2021
Get the Weston favell academymug. The shittest school in the entirety of Hampshite and boringstoke. If you go everest your parents give the school too much hope and are asking you too fail your gcses.
by Its.scr November 20, 2019
Get the Everest Community Academymug. The best public middle school in America! Even though it has been stereotyped by many that it is a school only for pizza-faced nerds, there are still very fun people, like my friends, that attend RSA. We can have all the fun we want!
Johnny: What is the Riverside STEM Academy all about?
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
James: Don't go there, it is a school for ugly nerds.
Jack: Actually, it is more of a regular middle school than a school for nerds where you can actually score friends!
Johnny: Sign me up!
by 69Starship420 May 11, 2023
Get the Riverside STEM Academymug. A survival guide; starting your day via the basketball courts, beware the health & safety police dressed as traffic cones. All traffic cones must be greeted with “good morning” while you are surveyed for uniform violations. One morning a week students assemble outside for ‘morning address’ while being instructed by the school poetry society about respect and how not to be lazy. Hardcore weed smoker or vaper? Head on over to the basketball courts at breaktime to find your fellow roadmen, they always like new members to their exclusive club. Be warned, you will be expected to form a squid game of Nokia snake as you queue for the canteen at lunchtime and should you make the last level, the final boss will perform another uniform check before allowing entry to get your gruel.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
by RoadmanIvoAgain June 11, 2022
Get the St Ivo Academymug. all the girls here think they’re bad when they’re really not the year 11 girls are all bag heads and think they’re onni man like raees hardest geeza in the school never fuck with him unless yu wanna be 6ft under and ginger kayleigh is the biggest slag and her brother got put in a bin
by kay.cordz October 8, 2021
Get the park hall academymug.