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AIDS

Stands for Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. FACT: AIDS were created by the government in order to scare the gay community into not being gay.
Guy 1: Hey, babe, what the hell are AIDS?

Guy 2: Idk, let's fuck though, I feel horny.

TEN MONTHS LATER...

Doctor: You tested positive for aids. (hides AIDS needle in process)

Guy 1 and 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
by Ain't nobody got time for dis! February 4, 2013
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aids baby

Aids baby: A baby, or infant, infected with the virus, "Acquired-immune-defficency-syndrom" If not treated, It can pose a threat to life if not treated soon
Doctor: "If this aids baby get the right dosage and medication, the virus will kill him"

Mother: "What are the side effects"

Doctor: "Who cares about the side effects, he'll die if we don't give him the meds"

Mother: "okay fine"
by Jake111111111 October 24, 2011
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feline AIDS

When a woman is so ugly, you don't even want to think about fucking her
damn, are you kidding me?? Katie W. is so ugly, she probably has feline AIDS
by idontdigpeopleatall January 20, 2009
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aids

YOU gonna die!!!!!
by ZOMBIE EDGEHEAD August 2, 2008
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AIDS

Alcohol
Induced
Depression
Syndrome.

In other words, when one gets depressed under the effect of alcohol.
- Dude, Mary's crying for no reason!
- Don't worry, she has AIDS.
- She what?!
- Alcohol-induced depression syndrome.
- Ah, that's OK then.
by nariamod October 12, 2008
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aids

What the hell? That gay Milos Lazich just gave my mum aids!!!
by Sammytheking May 10, 2006
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super aids

denotes something that is extraordinary, much more oustanding than the norm.
Yo, you just found a pair of 1200s for 200 bucks? That shit is Super Aids!!
by Frills July 7, 2006
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