A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.
by Summer Stars December 21, 2016
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Get the wasted penguin mug.To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)
My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.
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To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
by Smokaloca March 19, 2011
Get the wank waste mug.a Detroit original: a person currently living in, or who has lived in a wasteland. Can be described as an over-eager-suburbanite who desperately wants to be part of the city, and usually claims to be from part of the city, despite obvious social and cultural differences that make it apparent that they are NOT from the city. Marshall Mathers.
The record store was temporarily closed due to a fight that had broke out earlier between two waste-oids argueing over the last ICP cd.
by Mel March 4, 2005
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