A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.
by SiMeg August 07, 2009
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020
Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members
Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits
by Soster and Socha September 30, 2019
To have a three-some
by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012
Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.
1 hour later
Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.
1 hour later
Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?
by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021
A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
by Tittles77 June 13, 2021