Nick Crompton

A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.

You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy

by DaveM92 August 26, 2017

Nick Valensi

The 6'3 skinny, but sexy guitarist from The Strokes. Probably used to not have many friends in highschool besides Jules and Fab. Has long dark sexy hair and bites his bottom lip while doing guitar leads.

Jenn and Nick Valensi had sex last ngiht.

by Jennifer April 14, 2004

Nick Peterson

To be street or gangster. Slightly effeminate. Must take two showers each day and own several cats.

You shot someone, took them to a smelting plant and still managed to take two showers today? Who are you, Nick Peterson?

by This_ol_name December 9, 2008

Nick Wheeler

ugk. wow nick wheeler is kick ass. he's an awsome guitarist, he has the best hair EVER, he definitely makes the all-american rejects. i mean he's the lead guitarist, back up vocals, puts the music to the songs and does all the programming stuff and that thing that he does with his lips is adorable! wow hes awsome!

nick wheeler is insanely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by theXcigaretteXsong March 19, 2004

Nick.

A long haired gentle being who has a passion for pirate metal and pineapple pizza. He has just found out what a 'rusty trombone' is but not yet tried it...

Doing a Nick.

by BelaLugosi69 October 24, 2013

nick

verb
To bullshit under the false pretense that it will make you cool/ make people like you

Dont nick your way through life, it's obvious.

by Bull calculators can't compute October 26, 2014

Nick

A guy who is whipped by his girl and can't do anything without her permission.

Dude don't be nicked

by Dirkadirkadirka January 28, 2014