Sir Henry "The Douche"

Famous dildo maker

Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.

by CNN's Stacy Legina January 18, 2009

Henry Hardeman Syndrome

Someone who hates public high school girls and thinks he’s better than everyone else. Also, someone that could be considered a “man-whore.” Someone that is deeply in love with a girl named Katie Corbett.

“I heard you have a deep crush on Katie Corbett”
“You must have Henry Hardeman Syndrome”

by Tyrone Jackson III December 15, 2019

Emory & Henry College

A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.

I get so much great tea and gossip when I go up to Emory & Henry College. There’s so many crazies.

by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018

Camila Paz Henry

A worthless person not worth dating. She has very much love for a guy named Dylan Fields.

"Camila Paz Henry is so worthless, likeeeee, what?"

by 98765433q August 17, 2022

Henry marmite breath

Henry the type of guy to lick his big black fingers clean after a filthy five guys on Saturday to then eat a family size pack of monster munch. Henry says he going to lose weight but never does as he is so fat and sticky. The gap in Henry’s tooth is bigger than his future, You could fit a pencil through the gap in his teeth while also eating those crunchy eye boogas

Henry marmite breath is the type of guy to eat the dirt in his fingernails

by Sumink November 29, 2021

John Henry Thompson

1. Marijuana in its baggied form.

2. A marijuana cigerette

"Hey buddy, dont be taking too long on that John Henry Thompson"

by The Titanium Landlord July 22, 2009

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut

Quandale Dingles cousin

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022