A casual gamer is somebody who doesn't know jack shit about video games.
Their "game" collection often consists mainly of annually rehashed sports titles with buggy engines and unbalanced gameplay as well as other EA garbage. Many casual gamers refuse to play Nintendo games because they're too "hardcore" to play that "kiddy crap," yet they're the type of cowards who'll give up on games like Ninja Gaiden, because "it's too hard."
Other popular games among casuals are: Grand Theft Auto, a pointless game that appeals to the type of idiot who thinks shooting a hooker is as funny the thousandth time as the first; Gran Turismo, because driving around in circles is the most rewarding gameplay experience ever; and Tomb Raider, because shitty games can sell well just like shitty music if they have enough "sex appeal."
Their "game" collection often consists mainly of annually rehashed sports titles with buggy engines and unbalanced gameplay as well as other EA garbage. Many casual gamers refuse to play Nintendo games because they're too "hardcore" to play that "kiddy crap," yet they're the type of cowards who'll give up on games like Ninja Gaiden, because "it's too hard."
Other popular games among casuals are: Grand Theft Auto, a pointless game that appeals to the type of idiot who thinks shooting a hooker is as funny the thousandth time as the first; Gran Turismo, because driving around in circles is the most rewarding gameplay experience ever; and Tomb Raider, because shitty games can sell well just like shitty music if they have enough "sex appeal."
by Paco Belmondo August 20, 2005
The most badass gamer in existence. Every task he follows through with and everything he enjoys is fucking awesome.
EVERYTHING.
You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.
EVERYTHING.
You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.
by Not as awesome as Gamer-e. April 26, 2009
The condition where a person's thumb becomes permanently disfigured due to playing video games, often results in a bump or oddly flat spot on the pads of both thumbs
by PriorDread December 14, 2013
Jasmine was tall, with long dark hair that curled into ringlets at the tips, soft dark skin, and blazing emerald eyes. She wore a creeper hoodie, a homestuck t-shirt, a Pokemon necklace, a portal backpack, skinny jeans, and red sneakers. In her free time she played X-box and confused people as to how she made the honor toll. God I wish I was her . What an awesome gamer girl.
by CowSex December 21, 2013
1. A moment where you do something absolutely retarded and it’s funny as hell
2. A idiot at school doing weird shit like watching porn in class.
2. A idiot at school doing weird shit like watching porn in class.
1. Tyler: Foreskin time
Zach: Bro that’s a gamer moment
2. Aiden: David reed is watching porn
Zach: that’s a gamer moment
Zach: Bro that’s a gamer moment
2. Aiden: David reed is watching porn
Zach: that’s a gamer moment
by McthicclesZachy May 06, 2019
One who is good at nothing else in life and has to resort to playing online games to make friends and get "respect".
by big perm July 07, 2004
What kills the game industry. Equivilant of someone who plays Farmville. Some games they play. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. ShovelMcShovelWare 17 Wii. Any Intellivision game.
Casual Gamer: I play ShovelWare 18 and bought 6 copies of Modern Warfare 2!
Hardcore gamer: You killed E3.
Hardcore gamer: You killed E3.
by HARDCOREN00B PWNER June 09, 2010