epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated

Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others

Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?

by thatguyreally1000 June 4, 2024

North Boston Front

If someone is from the North Boston Front, It means that they aren't real.

My Girlfriend is real! She's just on a vacation at the North Boston Front!

by throwaway6969420 October 31, 2019

Front

When you switch sexual positions on someone; from the back to the front.

Girl: When I front I get freakier that way
- - -
Man: Yeah man, and when she front... GOD DAMN!

by MyGirlKitty June 18, 2020

front wheeling

Front wheeling is when you are single and you are acting wild and going crazy. Your two best friends are the back wheel supports for the tricycle to keep you stable.

You and your friends are going for a night out. "I'm front wheeling tonight!"

by Florida_Man June 12, 2018

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022