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"Bitch is a Dyke" 

The general response to any female who refuses to hook up with you.
M: "Yo girl, wanna bang?"
F: "Get the hell away from me"
M: "Bitch is a Dyke"

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK 

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

bitch in a cage 

a person who will not stop complaining or winning or bitching!!
Man my leg hurts, my arm hurts, they sting, It is turning red, I think it is going to bruise, I need to stop being a bitch in a cage and suck it up!
bitch in a cage by Moe Almeida February 7, 2009

Im a fucking retarded bitch 

bitch and a half 

more than a bitch, less than a bitch and 5/8ths and definitely less than a bitch and 3/4's...
she did what ?! WHATTA BITCH AND A HALF !

:)
bitch and a half by whatta bitchh January 24, 2011