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july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.
girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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9/11

A sexual act in which a man bangs a woman and then quickly shoots his seed at her breasts (twin towers), her butthole (pentagon) and her bush (field). Only for people with big cumshots.
Jack: Hey baby, how about we get kinky?
Sara: Yeah? Like what?
Jack: How about I give you a 9/11?
Sara: Oh that's so filthy! Let's do it!
by EroticDefinitions July 18, 2023
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9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.
*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday
by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023
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9/11

9/11 is a tragic event in American history, that consists of airplanes from the United Airlines (UA) being flown by delusional people who think their own God told them to do it, crashing into the World Trade Center Towers/Twin Towers in 2001, killing hundreds of people working inside them. There is a memorial of the Twin Towers, and all the people that were killed, whether it was in the tower, or jumped out of a window. There are different times these events started, starting at 8:15...
"The 9/11 attacks killed hundreds of people in the Twin Towers, one north, one south, and was done by delusional people. We remember the victims of this attack to this day."
by YEET_nadi_girl_11 October 17, 2019
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9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time
John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast
by Dr P phile October 22, 2019
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December 9

A: hey dude, it's Sinjin VanCleef appreciation day today!! He's basically God lmao
B: I worship Sinjin from Victorousm he isn't a social reject in my eyes xoxo

December 9 is Sinijin appreciation day, so idk make a Sinjin edit and show him some love
by Sinjinluvrxoxo December 6, 2020
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December 9

National give your girlfriend affection day!❤️
Gf: Babe I want affection.
Bf: Hold on I’m busy
Gf: too bad it’s December 9
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