Zoe M.

The biggest bitch you could ever imagine. you first become best friends with her and then you move to a new school (but she still goes to the same school as you) and she makes two best friends one of them is super nice. the other one is a motherfucker.

friend 1: did you hear? someone fucked your boy friend
friend 2: oh yeah it was zoe m. she's probably going to blame it on you

by zoe m. is a bitch March 17, 2020

jocelyn m

i care about you so much and i think i’m in love with you but i don’t want to hurt you by telling you but everytime i’m with you i just fall more in love - mars

jocelyn m is like the moon, gosh darn i love that dang moon so much.

by urmothersbuddsyejkw February 1, 2022

Bella (M.)

An actual queen, a goddess, a meal, an icon. Models quake before them. The very definition of adorable. A daddy. A soft daddy. The cutest person you'll ever meet. (A very horrible description bec i suck ass at writing what i think)

Person 1: You know Bella (M.)
Person 2: Of course. They're my god. my only god.

by aestheticbonsai June 7, 2018

M Joncé

M Joncé is a rapper. She loves to rap, and she loves to dance. M Joncé is a cool girl. She slays 24/7. She is very popular.

Random guy: who is that?

Random girl: Man U missing out! That's My gurl M Joncé

by M Joncé January 20, 2018

M-possters

The fake M&Ms you find in cheap trail mix.

Sure, they're red, blue, yellow and brown, but this trail mix is full of M-Possters. No more Dollar Tree trail mix for me!

by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020

Omar M

Omar M is the coolest friend THATS A BOY, I know. He makes people laugh hysterically. His actions are so amusing too! He picks up the girls easily and never fails to surprise me or make me laugh. Sometimes he gets a blank stare that makes you helplessly smile. His hair is like a gods! On the outside he is actually very fit but never feels like it. A very specific person *cough* ME! Has a huge crush on him just saying. He is actually a sweetheart at...well HEART! Of course you may think he is thhe meanest person you have ever known but actually. He is my friend and tbh I wouldn’t give him up, not even for a cure for cancer. I really hope this changes his mind about himself!

Omar M is currently being defined as the coolest guy in my world

by carrrrrllayPower<3 June 3, 2018

"M" Syndrome

When every word in a sentence gets replaced by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Charlie: I think I have "M" Syndrome mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Chris: Bro, What the Fuck?

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 6, 2020