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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE
Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)
by parkville April 7, 2005
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Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP
This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day
by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017
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sandman hump

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.
Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.
by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016
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National Hump Day

National Hump Day, a Holiday celebrated on March 30th
National Hump Day :Let someone your lover your brother literally anyone grind on u
by blackmanintights March 30, 2023
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camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for girls.
Did you see that guy? He has a defined camel hump; someone get him some new and looser pants, please!
by saratunga September 25, 2020
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dumper humping

Anal sex, usually performed with great force and speed.
That skank was loose as hell so I opted for a little dumper humping instead.
by santeeeeeeeeee September 19, 2012
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