Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
a poser can be someone who tries to fit in faking an interest in something, usually a specific fandom or trend.
poser: Man, JoJo's Bizzarre Adventures is a great and fun anime, don't you think so?
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.
by sinpli December 29, 2019
-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.
There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.
by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 14, 2010
A person either boy or girl who changes they're looks and personality to fit in with another social clique. Like around one bunch of friends they will act emo and listen to depressing music and talk about how much their lives suck, but when they're around another bunch of friends they will act like a ganster listening to rap and wearing baggy pants and bling. Most 'posers' do not actually like the things they have to do to fit in, but they're are so set on being accepted they will do the things they are totally against. They also tend to copy other peoples styles then tell the person they copied it from that 'they made the style up'. Most people are posers because it's so damn hard to be an individual now-a-days (!). Oh and they also tend to label themselves a lot.
Poser: liek ZOMGZ im sooo scene!!!11!1 :3
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
Normal: Weren't you acting all ganster yesterday?
Poser: ewwzz nooo gansters are gayyy im liek totz scenie nowww <3333
Normal: okay lets change the conversation, whats you're favourite band?
Poser: MCR FTW! theyy so HxC <33 wats yuurs?
Normal: uhm i guess Greenday?
Poser: LOLOLOL POSERRR!!1!!
Normal: how am i a poser?
Poser: cuz they leik are soo punk and yu're all emooo!!
by iehfobnsoh October 06, 2010
1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular)
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.
by Pseudonym9000 June 22, 2009
some cell phone company
by bob jeans June 23, 2005
This guy named ChEFF Tron. He's a huge fake ass poser. This guy thinks he's clever and smart but has no genuine characteristics of his own. He tries to act like a high and mighty holy roller but that's as phony as his personality. He won't shut up about how hot his 150 year old wrinkled ass mummy of a wife is either. This idiot thinks because everyone smiles to his face that they're not talkin shit about how stupid he is behind his back. He has no real friends just people that tolerate him.
Ah shit, here comes Poser ChEFF. Did he see me? Ah Fuck, he did! Just smile and laugh and try not to punch him in his phony ass face.
by PissedOffAnus June 08, 2024