Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019
Get the Church Gasmug. Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: Dude did you fart?
Man 1: No I released some Wastealatory Gas.
Man 2: So you farted...
Man 1: Yeah.
Man 2: Dude did you fart?
Man 1: No I released some Wastealatory Gas.
Man 2: So you farted...
Man 1: Yeah.
by Modnoc518 November 13, 2010
Get the Wastealatory Gasmug. When a car is used by more than one member of the family and the person who used the car and drained the gas tank last must pay to refill the tank.
by Tommy94612 December 26, 2013
Get the gas roulettemug. by Shibatabread77 August 29, 2019
Get the Gas housemug. by fatherdad June 1, 2015
Get the Gas Chambermug. by ntgjrnb db 5igjnhnjtjgrv February 20, 2019
Get the Gas stationmug. A city outside of Atlanta, Georgia. Home to Troop 2193, literally the best Scout troop ever, and Stage Right Theatre Company, literally the best organization ever. Has a few churches and other things. That's all I know because I dont even live there, I just assigned myself to write this definition
I live in Sharpsburg, GA
by crayfish895 November 24, 2018
Get the Sharpsburg, GAmug.