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Church Gas

Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!

2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019
mugGet the Church Gasmug.

Gas house

Another way of referencing a place as a Trap house but focuses on “gas” (marijuana).
by Shibatabread77 August 29, 2019
mugGet the Gas housemug.

Gas Chamber

when two people fart into eachother's asshole
by fatherdad June 1, 2015
mugGet the Gas Chambermug.

Gas station

by ntgjrnb db 5igjnhnjtjgrv February 20, 2019
mugGet the Gas stationmug.

gas roulette

When a car is used by more than one member of the family and the person who used the car and drained the gas tank last must pay to refill the tank.
"I don't have enough money to see a movie tonight, I lost a game of gas roulette with my mom."
by Tommy94612 December 26, 2013
mugGet the gas roulettemug.

Wastealatory Gas

It is a unofficial scientific term for fart, cut the cheese, break wind, etc...
Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: Dude did you fart?
Man 1: No I released some Wastealatory Gas.
Man 2: So you farted...
Man 1: Yeah.
by Modnoc518 November 13, 2010
mugGet the Wastealatory Gasmug.

hop on gas

The term for super 'rough' anal sex with a friend, whether if they are a female or a male.

The person cannot decline for super rough anal sex with their partner.
Sean, can we hop on gas?
by nikowithwhyboi3 May 6, 2022
mugGet the hop on gasmug.

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