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how to get the hoes

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary
by himolton April 29, 2024
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Getting chased by crocodiles

The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.
After we closed the bar it looked like Janet was getting chased by crocodiles.
by weeknd@ocean June 10, 2011
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Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
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Get the bird outta' the cage

Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 7, 2018
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Getting starked

When someone or something complety fucks you over in some way. Named after tony stark who fucked himself over by killing himself. Rip never forget
Christian: dude I’m trying to play blackout but I’m keep getting starked by this annoying as kid
Ayden: hahaha dude get fucking starked

Christian: fuck you dude
by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019
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Get Takeout

To taste a woman indirectly by licking her vaginal secretions off one’s fingers.
Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024
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her name is isabelle but everyone calls her bella because she's so white like bella from twilight. she is a freak for the theatre kid with glasses. she looks as if the Lorax met hitler and became friends
Bella!! no my name is isabelle but i guess i'm just Isabelle that gets called bella
by ifindthissofunby April 17, 2025
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