Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
Get the surprise butt sex mug.Having anal sex with a woman after she shat. Then sticking your penis into her eyes to make it look as though she has black eyes.
Charlemagne: Yo dawg i pulled the wifebeater (sex move) on my girl last night.
Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after
Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after
by TheWierdestKid July 28, 2009
Get the Wifebeater (sex move) mug.a sexy latin girl livin in america. beautiful olive skin. dark, wavy, long hair and big brown eyes that you are gaurenteed to get lost in. have amazing vulumtuos bodies!!! big titties and really bubbley butt yet a nice flat stomach. often short. many people think shes latino. but shes got mad love for italy! live mainly in jersey, philly, and new york. names like gina, jessica, and dominique. are amazing to fuck. she knows how to make a man feel good and she loves making a man feel good. she often has her tongue pierced bcuz she loves to give head. sometimes bisexual and loves a females body ...and 3sums. sometimes dates a boy and girl at the same time!!! loves jewerly especially earrings and has very sexy clothes. she isnt afraid to show off what her mama gave her. her family is alot like the one on everyone loves raymound. she decorates her room with rosary beads , crosses, and pictures of saints. shes spunky hyper and full of energy. very loving and understanding. passionate. easy going. intelligent. very funny. a great writer and artist! she loves life!!!! dont fuck wiff her she will scream at ya till ya cry .. and she sure can fight. she can a shake that booty n bounce them titties too. loves animals with a passion. (most italians do) loves gnocci. loves to drink, loves to party,sometimes do some hard drugs. has a bit of a stealing habit to get what she desires. a master at shop lifting. yes she can be a little shady.
guy 1- oh my god dude your girl's so sexy!
guy 2- yeah, that pussy feels like heaven. and she sure knows how to suck me good!!!
guy 1-wow. your lucky.
guy 2-mhm i love my lil italian sex kitten
guy 2- yeah, that pussy feels like heaven. and she sure knows how to suck me good!!!
guy 1-wow. your lucky.
guy 2-mhm i love my lil italian sex kitten
by muahbella October 2, 2009
Get the italian sex kitten mug.You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009
Get the Massage Chair Sex mug.Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.
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