Jill off

Another word for jack off

Hey I'm gonna go jill off ill talk to you later

by Chrimus December 9, 2018

Teeing off

When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.

I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight

by tH3Chuck May 29, 2022

Off-White(s)

A Caucasian person that does not display a stereotypical Caucasian appearance or behavior, that is usually associated with Northern Europeans and WASPs, due to ethnic and cultural differences.

These groups of people typically have ancestry hailing from Eastern Europe or the Mediterranean. Irish people may also sometimes be referred to as "off-white", due to their past persecution.

Off-White(s):

"I'm Chinese and German. What about you?"

"I'm Italian, Czech, Greek, Polish etc. You know, all of the Off-Whites."

by 3riAlien8 January 27, 2025

fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.

Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.

by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009

snatch off

To masturbate

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off

by Bedaub February 15, 2017

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

snottin me off

means to ignore on purpose.

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.

by leelu January 7, 2013