Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.

“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”

by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024

Getting Lugo'd

When you let a hamster nibble on your butthole while you choke yourself with a belt.

Regular masturbation's just boring to me anymore.

Have you tried getting Lugo'd?

by DMoney4494 December 22, 2024

getting robbed

being robbed by a group of males with some sort of weapon to use.

"Getting robbed" refers to the act of being forcibly or unlawfully deprived of one's property, typically through the use of violence, threats, or intimidation. It involves someone taking another person's belongings without their consent, usually in a way that instills fear or harm. Robbery is a criminal offense and is often distinguished from theft by the presence of force or the threat of force.

by bbbbbbbbbq2355312 52352 December 25, 2024

Getting Ziggied

"Getting ziggied" is being Raped, Shot, and stuffed into your own cars trunk( specifically after leaving a club or bar)

"Holy fuck... he's getting Ziggied..."

by Greked ahh chuds December 26, 2024

Getting straightened out

To be made in a mafia family or become a made-guy. To get fully inducted into the family.

Vinnie getting straightened out means he is now a made man in the family.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

getting dayanned

Getting Dayanned (verb):
Widely used term for when your fingers and autocorrect team up to embarrass you by turning a simple sentence into an unholy mess of typos. It’s giving “keyboard betrayal” with a side of can’t type to save my life. Usually followed by your friends roasting you for hours.

Basically, it’s serving spellcheck is free, bestie.

Example:
Person 1: “I’ll meet you at the mooseum for lunshtime.”
Person 2: “The… what? You mean the museum for lunchtime?”
Person 1: “Ugh, I keep getting Dayanned!”

by Lolyourbiggestoppisherw December 30, 2024

Getting chalky

Synonym to scissoring. Homosexual act between women where they rub vaginas together. Also known as "grinding clams" which would create a chalky substance due to the breakdown of calcium carbonate found in clam shells

Bitches in the gay bar be getting chalky.

by fatsmcgee December 31, 2024