ballerina capuchina

used to fill the void

hello
hi
—silence
ballerina capuchina

by anonymous May 25, 2025

anarcho-capitalist

a person who supports anarcho-capitalism, a ideology that combines capitalism and anarchism

My sister married an anarcho-capitalist

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

Merit Capitalism

Merit Capitalism:

Wealth and power to the most qualified and resourceful.

Merit Capitalism ensures that the best and most qualified people make the rules.

by anonymous July 15, 2025

Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.

So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...

by Orim July 20, 2025

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

Impartial Capturing

Impartial Capturing refers to a political condition in which the ostensible lines of ideological division are not merely blurred or skewed, but disregarded altogether. Most pronounced in the United States, where lobbying groups and political action committees finance candidates and policymakers across the full spectrum, it ensures bipartisan capture and near-total domination of policy. The arbitrary distinctions so often drawn between Republicans and Democrats become little more than stagecraft, designed to perpetuate the illusion of democratic choice while masking the deeper reality of systemic subservience to well-funded interests. Organisations such as AIPAC exemplify this mechanism, distributing influence across both parties to guarantee that their priorities remain unchallenged, irrespective of electoral outcomes. Though its clearest expression is found in America, variants of this phenomenon exist in other nations, where capital similarly transcends ideology to shape consensus, leaving the theatre of politics to obscure a predetermined order imposed by financial power.

In 2024, the U.S. military lobby spent about $151 million, spreading its influence across both parties. Defence contractors and their PACs donated approximately $43.5 million directly to candidates, with Democrats receiving roughly $19 million and Republicans $22.4 million. Lockheed Martin’s PAC split its funds 42% to Democrats and 58% to Republicans, while Raytheon gave 46% to Democrats and 54% to Republicans. This bipartisan distribution ensured industry priorities would be safeguarded regardless of electoral outcomes, a clear example of Impartial Capturing.

by DemocracySold September 3, 2025