slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Face-dropping

When someone posts something on Facebook meant for another person but then a third party views, comments, and/or reposts it.

Similar to eavesdropping, but on Facebook.

Matt sent Cord a video. Dylan commented on it. That's Face-dropping.

by McCabeBlahBlah December 20, 2010

Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.

Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out

by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010

Dippin Face

when a bitch gives you some dankass head. thats it.

that girl's a slut, shes always dippin face.

by The Shitheads September 7, 2010

Yeti Face

when someone who is normally ugly is especially scary on a given day.

Did you see that fat chick in the front row? Yeah she has her yeti face on today.

by chip daniels September 23, 2010

Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.

Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.

by colon explorer September 23, 2010

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010