When you fuck your girl For the first time in the local movie theater bathroom and you are mentally incompetent and accidentally slip your dick from the pussy to ass.
by Utterash April 15, 2020
when a man put his jeans on backwards in the morning, anally rapes himself with a banana until it is brused, then, gives it to his girlfriend to eat.
by tableinthenewworld January 04, 2012
The strip club bathroom ran out of tp so I had to use my last dollar. Therefore i tipped the stripper that gave me a lap dance the dirty dollar.
by Bob 77 September 04, 2008
The act of going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of pooping, however, you are interupted by the desire to masturbate. Once masturbation is complete you decide to wipe your ass with the same rag that you have came in
I rush to the bathroom to poop, however, I was surprised to see that the dirty friend made an appearance.
by The Poop Man November 08, 2004
latin: Clunis Concubitis Barba
After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.
After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.
Women love being Dirty Sanchezed because of the power reversal and gender switch that comes from having a typically masculine mustache painted across their face with a penis
Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
Where you pull the pork so much that you get a major orgasm and then ejaculate into the bbq sause that's you then give to your mum as a special treat
by Lololololol45 November 18, 2017
When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.
by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003