redneck fuck boy

The redneck fuck boy exhibits many of the same characteristics as the run of the mill fuck boy does. These include their endless quest for pictures of naked genitals(male or female) and their similarly endless quest to have sex with said genitals. They flex ALWAYS and are turned on by just about anything. The thing that distinguishes the redneck fuck boy is his incessant love of dirt, trucks, beer, and cow udders. Living predominantly on farms the redneck fuck boy is exposed to many more ways to piss people off than the average fuck boy and you can bet he takes full advantage. Global warming is a myth, Trump is the supreme overlord of the world and country music might as well be the national anthem. Overall, the redneck fuck boy's main goal is to piss off anything and everything but his current sexual conquest and his horse waiting in the woods if the current conquest should go airy. If ever in the presence of one you will most likely know based on your level of disdain for them, as soon as you start thinking OJ Simpson isn't really that bad of a guy in comparison you are most definitely in the presence of the elusive but not quite elusive enough redneck fuck boy.

This redneck fuck boy asked me to have sex with him on the bed of his truck tonight while his friends watch.

by Horse Love= real love April 19, 2017

i'am just a boy

a very common saying to use as an excuse for almost anything.

teahcer: why didn't you do your homework?

You: I'AM JUST A BOY

Police officer: do you realize that you were going 85 miles an hour on a 45 road?

you: I'AM JUST A BOY

by daguch May 21, 2011

Big Boi Chillin

Not to be confused with Big Chillin, Big Boi Chillin is Chillin in it's up most form.

There's chillin, and then there's big boi chillin.

by Big Boi Chillin February 10, 2020

country boy charm

It means your a complete gentlemen of the old fashion kind.

He just opened the door for her. He really does have that country boy charm.

by Grondallar December 8, 2016

The Back of the Room Boys

Group of boys common in most classroom settings, usually consisting of 3, but can be more. They take up residence in the rear of a classroom; usually by the heating unit or a dusty bookshelf/filing cabinet. They use this area as their base of operations, as it's really easy to get away with goofing off in class. Some behaviors they take part in include, (but aren't limited to) consuming vast quantities of food, (sometimes for the soul purpose of making loud crunching sounds to piss off their classmates), burping really loud, kicking others seats, shooting volleys of spitballs, telling dirty jokes, destruction of school-owned property and overall being an absolute distraction to the current lesson at hand. Sometimes the group will migrate out of their dugout to the bathroom, where they can continue their bad behavior in a more private setting; such as vaping, or taking a monster shit in the urinal.

(explosion followed by laughter)

Goddammit. The back of the room boys are at it again.

Example 2:

"And so. We then carry the 3 and we'll use it in the next column which gives us a remainder of-

BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Teacher: "Who was that? No seriously. Whoever did that is getting detention."

Teachers pet: "It was Kyle."

Teacher: "thank you, Jeffrey. As for you Kyle, I sentence you to the gulag! And that goes for the rest of you back of the room hooligans!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 17, 2022

Certified lover boy

A boy who catches feelings easily.

I’m like drake, a certified lover boy

by CLB April 19, 2022

Middle school boys

Stupid boys obsessed with hooking up with girls but are too afraid when it comes down to it. Usually 11-14 years old. Most of them don't care about anyone but them selves and like to call innocent girls sluts and whores to try and make them feel inferior but then still expect them the go out with them because they send you a few cute messages.

Or boys who say they like you and then go out with you but break it off and then go off with another girl two days later.

The douchiest guys you will ever meet ( exept for a few)

they wouldn't be so douche if the went trying to be cool all the time and let there sensitive shine through a little bit.

middle school boys are so immature

by Demented peacock December 26, 2014