Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

dick nipper

A butt hole faced howler monkey

I shot all the dick nippers.

by Pissy4978 September 30, 2017

dick lotion

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

Amadeus Dick

A term used to describe a middle-school child who thinks they're really cool but they're actually not.

He's a real Amadeus Dick.

by whiteboyz36 October 9, 2017

dick sugar

Noun;
Male ejaculate put in coffee or tea (usually unbeknownst to the drinker).

"Hey Steve, you like that coffee?"

Steve: "yes, thank you"
"I put some dick sugar in it for you ya fucking faggot!"

by GdfsdreGreen October 16, 2017

shrub dick

A abnormally small and girthy dick

Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class

by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017