Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

babyed

to baby someone/ to be babyed

Taking good care of someone by for example giving them blankets hot choclate or just a lot of cuddles.

My girlfriend felt sick today so i babyed her all day.

by El Xo March 19, 2023

Baby cabbages

another name for sprouts.

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

CUP BABY

a child of the sperm donor faction never went from the sack to the womb

a Fatherless individual

e1. GTFO OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN CUP BABY
e2. get a load of the fuckin cup baby
e3

by anonymous May 1, 2025

Baby Eater

A super swaggy street calling gangbanger.

“That’s a baby eater if i’ve ever seen one”

by Dog\|/ater_25 January 15, 2023

buy buy baby

A good store for saying buy buy baby

We are going to buy buy baby
I was hoping to go there

by guacardo April 19, 2021

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018