pussy parasite

That one mate that pretends to be friends just to get at some pussy

J: why are we still friends
N: just waiting for your sister to turn 18
J: you are such a pussy parasite

by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiop[22 April 14, 2016

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ring a pussy

when there's a tampon string hanging out of a pussy and someone rings it like a bell causing queefs to come out

guy: did you ring a pussy yesterday?
girl: yeah she was ringing for hours

by rufus rebecca May 2, 2020

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perc pussy

When a female is using percs and spends 45 minutes trying to orgasm after her parter came in less than 25 seconds because she can't even feel her pussy. A synonym to dope dick.

Wait are you hitting your vape? I'm sorry it's taking me so long to orgasm I have perc pussy.

by Memeslut28383838388382 June 1, 2023

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Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.

mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

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Pussy whip

Pussy whip/whipped is when you drop everything to go chill with shordy. Also texting shordy while in a bool sesh is a red flag.

“Yea bois I might end up goin to shordys house after this natty” “Sorry fellas imma head over to shordys in a lil” “We know your going for mad pounding dog just go you pussy whip fuck” and at this point you smack whatever it is in said offenders hand.

by Guywhodrinksnattys November 15, 2021

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