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I love you three thousand

When you just love your parents but they will sell all your toys if you don’t sleep
I love you three thousand”
“Wow, three thousand. That’s a big number. Now go to sleep or I will sell all your toys”
by Some Random Eevee April 29, 2019
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should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.
by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019
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Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The best quote out of part 2 of act 1 in "A Very Potter Musical". This causes Ron to call Ginny, who greets an asian girl as Cho, a 'racist sister'.
Three girls: Cho Chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang, gong hey fat choy...

Ginny: Cho Chang! Mah name iz Ginnee Weaslee, it iz verie nice to meet youh!

Asian: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang
by Fryen Pan November 30, 2009
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Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011
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i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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because i can and its free

A phrase used by Nexon, advertising the game MapleStory. Now its just overused, ridiculing (sp?) the company. Hilarious.
Police officer: Why did you kill this young and innocent child??
Killer: Because I can, and its free!

MageGuy123456: y the hell do u keep ksing me? D=<
xXxn4ruT0b011111xxxx: becuz i can and itz free!!!

Person: Whats with you guys and that lame Maplestory commercial?
Nexon: Because I can and its free! (play or dai)
by Disclaimed October 22, 2007
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I LIKE YOUR CUT G

getting hit in the back of the head by an idiot that thinks hes cool
I LIKE YOUR CUT G idiot like haha I LIKE UR CUT G *gets knocked out* *gets internal brain damage *dead*
by i =m ded October 27, 2020
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