When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.
"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"
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by stia-styles July 29, 2007
Get the homemade sex doll mug.A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"
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Male sex toys come in two basic forms-
A) Masturbators
B) Performance boosters
The performance boosters include the penis ring which is known to delay the climax and help to last longer in bed. The ring is wear at the penis base and there is usually a vibrator attached to it. The vibrator is meant to give a pulsating thrill to the male testes or to the female clitoris during the sexual intercourse. Thus penis ring is not just male sex toy but also sex toy for couple’s fun.
When someone talks about sex toys for men, masturbators come to mind initially. Most of the sex toys for men are made super soft like the inside of a vagina. They give a realistic penetrating sensation and you can imagine yourself having real sex while you masturbate with it. The shape and the texture differ from one masturbator to another. Some are meant to be held by hand while some are meant to be hands-free. Those sex toys for men which are hands-free are most sought after like the Sex Doll for men.
<b>Male Sex Toys</b>
Male sex toys come in two basic forms-
A) Masturbators
B) Performance boosters
The performance boosters include the penis ring which is known to delay the climax and help to last longer in bed. The ring is wear at the penis base and there is usually a vibrator attached to it. The vibrator is meant to give a pulsating thrill to the male testes or to the female clitoris during the sexual intercourse. Thus penis ring is not just male sex toy but also sex toy for couple’s fun.
When someone talks about sex toys for men, masturbators come to mind initially. Most of the sex toys for men are made super soft like the inside of a vagina. They give a realistic penetrating sensation and you can imagine yourself having real sex while you masturbate with it. The shape and the texture differ from one masturbator to another. Some are meant to be held by hand while some are meant to be hands-free. Those sex toys for men which are hands-free are most sought after like the Sex Doll for men.
While masturbators target on giving the pleasure of real sex, some sex toys for men like Auto Rotation Lover have gone an extra mile. With the auto rotation lover, you do not even have to thrust your way in and out the sex toy; all you have to do is to insert your penis into the orifice of the auto rotation lover and press the start button. The rotations make sure that you keep flying into the realm of extreme bliss until you ejaculate. Just a simple button press and you are ready to enjoy the gusts of sexual pleasure without a partner.
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