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one eyed purple headed womb weasel

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 October 6, 2016
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rolling one in the bay

getting fucking zooted
aka they’re high
1: bro what’s that smell
2: damn boy who’s getting high up in here

1: looks like someone is rolling one in the bay
by spearmintbby November 30, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
by Shitisms July 4, 2017
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One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.
by Tim Anders July 8, 2012
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Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar

Sam (No one should be richer than me) Sedar "You see, me and the billionaires... Should have the same status and then anyone BENEATH ME... Should have to look to me as an authority. Like faggot Matt! And then resources should be allocated on the basis of whether or not I feel bad for you. But I still get to be a millionaire! That's the most important part."

Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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