How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Get Wascaled

To get dropped by a bunch of kids having fun.

Get Wascaled.

by redevelop October 8, 2025

get hyoog

When you are in the gym and you're trying to GET HYOOG.

*GET HYOOG man!!"

by jakobforneman March 3, 2017

Get on this munch

A phrase that is used to share good food with someone else.

Man1: What are you eating, man?

Man2: Some great steak, man. Get on this munch!

by What890 July 30, 2010

get bun

1) get blasted

2) the act of fucking

(for both, in british) Apologies original gangster, the one known as little thomas has ordered you to get bun. If you fail by the end of the week, you will get bun.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

does it get better

no

Man 1: Does it get better?

Man 2:no

by owie my bones no dude owie ow August 24, 2020