Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.

Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes

by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022

Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

Bare-knuckle hand-pull

A specialty service provided by many Korean massage parlors

“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”

by Lopsin June 22, 2024

pulling a betty white

Celebration of something prematurely, not achieving a goal. Dying before an expected event.

Brian not getting the promotion after he partied that he had was pulling a Betty White

When you celebrate a big milestone before it happens you pull a betty white

by D4Dael August 19, 2022

pulled a jerry

to leave your belongings behind in any mode of transportation of which you are not the proprietor.

OMG dude I just pulled a Jerry. I left my suitcase on the train and realized it three days later...

by larry the fairy June 28, 2017

Pulling a Ricardo

Picking up the kettle after it has boiled without an oven mitt, thus burning ones hand.

He is pulling a Ricardo.

She just pulled a Ricardo.

by GetFunky! February 23, 2010