Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022
Get the Nothing in one hand and shit in the othermug. What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
check definition for "Mastin"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
check definition for "Mastin"
In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."
"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."
"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
by Jayceeeee October 30, 2007
Get the Pullin onemug. Yockya one is another sophisticated term for giving another person a physical beating with your fists
by Saw-yer cum'n May 30, 2016
Get the yockya onemug. That one person who genuinely nobody likes for a certain reason. Everybody knows who you are talking about as soon as you say this.
“That One Guy just asked the teacher about the homework and she forgot about it until he told her.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
“What a dick, that’s the reason nobody fucking likes him.”
by J4VA January 3, 2023
Get the That One Guymug. Ex. 1
Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.
Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.
Ex. 2
Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.
Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.
Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.
Ex. 2
Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.
by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015
Get the One Cent Grindermug. Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
Get the ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔mug. by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023
Get the You’re One lucky manmug.